A Christmas tale of the robber raccoon

The raccoon who stole my bra that fall must have decided our home was a fascinating playground of unusual delights.

The trees began to lose their leaves
The trees began to lose their leaves
The leaves fell from the trees – and the raccoon stayed.

The frost dressed the trees with a hint of winter
The frost dressed the trees with a hint of winter
The first frost transformed the pines and alders into ice sculptures by the creek – and the raccoon stayed.

The soft muffle of snow settled on our valley
The soft muffle of snow settled on our valley
The first snow softened the air to a muffled silence – and the raccoon stayed.

Rocky was not starving
Rocky was not starving
I suppose when my sons fed the raccoon from a spoon they encouraged the creature’s devotion. Certainly his belly never showed signs of winter food shortages.

In fact, all kinds of my experimental efforts at vegetarian cooking seemed to disappear more quickly when the raccoon was around.

Nanaimo Bars were evidently one of Rocky's favorite
Nanaimo Bars were evidently one of Rocky’s favorite
We had nicknamed him Rocky the Robber Raccoon, Rocky for short after he tried to steal my bra. The name stuck after the Nanaimo Bar theft.

My childhood Christmases were in Vancouver, Canada
My childhood Christmases were in Vancouver, Canada
You may be wondering what a Nanaimo Bar is. It is a rich, yummy and decadent bar served in Canadian homes at Christmas.

It is my childhood and is one of the best of Canadian traditions according to my children. I kept the tradition of baking a batch every December all through the years of hippy, tofu-tainting of Christmas in our little cabin in the forest of Oregon.

Yes, I am ashamed to admit I even tried to make tofu turkey.

I made rum balls like my mom did. well almost.
I made rum balls like my mom did . . . well almost.
Fortunately I still made Nanaimo Bars, shortbread and rum flavored balls just like my mom and my aunts did in Canada in the 1950’s.

Christmas was not Christmas without the yearly Santa picture at Eaton's store
Christmas was not Christmas without the yearly Santa picture at Eaton’s store
I loved Christmas as a child with the family parties and tree trimmings. Every year my sisters would have our photo taken with Santa.

Most Christmas pictures I smiled. Not this time
Most Christmas pictures I smiled. Not this time
We would be dressed in clothes my mom made for us, the dress or coat the oldest wore often seen in future years on a younger sister.

The Christmas table grew over the years new cousins were born.
The Christmas table grew over the years as new cousins were born.
Cooking for Christmas started in November with the plum pudding and fruitcakes that were soaked in rum for a month. Shortbread and rum balls were made in early December.

As I write this I realize Canadian dessert recipes sure used a lot of rum and port and other alcohols. I never noticed that until now. I wonder if that had to do with the long nights and cold winters or just the happy cooks?

I was the Fairy Queen in a Christmas concert at Queen Mary Elementary School
I was the Fairy Queen in a Christmas concert at Queen Mary Elementary School
I would not have blamed my mom for sipping the cooking sherry. The holiday season with three very active little girls was a whirlwind of parties, Christmas concerts, making presents and keeping traditions alive.

My mom and dad made many of our presents.
My mom and dad made many of our presents.
One year I got dolls from all over the world. My mom and my sister Lynn made outfits for them – lederhosen, hula skirts, Eskimo snow jackets, deerskin Indian beaded dresses and more. My dad made a doll house and a miniature wooden closet for the clothes.

Christmas mornings always ended in lots of wrapping paper everywhere
Christmas mornings always ended in lots of wrapping paper everywhere
Some things remained the same year after year. My parents wrapped presents late into Christmas eve while listening to Christmas music and I and my sisters supposedly slept. Christmas mornings were a jumbled of presents and wrapping paper.

The other predictable, delectable, diabolically delicious event was the eating of Nanaimo Bars after dinner. My cousins and I would pretend to eat only one like good little children. We had the routine down perfectly,sneaking extra ones in our pockets or behind our backs.

Rocky could be sneaky
Rocky could be sneaky
Which takes us back to Rocky and his theft of the Nanaimo bars.

I really do understand why he did. After all he was almost part of our family, or at least he thought he was.

All true Brinks love Nanaimo Bars. Back in the 1980’s they were even more treasured as my passion for healthy vegetarian food meant no burgers, fries or candy bars. The Nanaimo Bars and the rum balls were the only sugary departure from tofu and garbanzo beans.

We had decorated our Christmas tree
We had decorated our Christmas tree
That year we had decorated our Christmas tree with homemade ornaments as usual. It was out 12th year without electricity so no Christmas lights adorned the tree. At night the tree shimmered in the light of kerosene lamps and candles. Sometimes I would shine a bright flashlight on the ornaments, telling stories about when each child made them.

The children were tucked into bed when I started THE Nanaimo Bar batch. I ground the graham crackers and chopped the walnuts and coconut. I melted the chocolate on the wood stove while heating water to wash the growing piles of cooking bowls and utensils.

The steam and scent of chocolate drifted upstairs in swirls of Christmas memories. Two little faces leaned over the railing.

“Mom, are you making Nanaimo bars?”

Two more faces appeared and soon all four were downstairs licking the bowls and spoons while I patted each layer into a pan.

We covered the completed bars with tin foil and placed the baking pan outside in the snow to cool. Mistake Number One

I placed a board on top and more snow and rocks so no creature would get in it. Mistake Number Two

We went to bed thinking all was safe. Mistake number Three

It had snowed even more overnight
It had snowed even more overnight
We woke to another snowy day. The boys huddled under the covers while Bruce and I started the fire in the cookstove and threw more logs in the wood stove.

45 degrees, 55 degrees 60 degrees

The boys grabbed their clothes and raced to the woodstove, each trying for the warmest spot to dress.

Then they remembered the Nanaimo bars and the cold did not seem so cold. Half dressed they rushed outside ignoring my pleas to at least put on boots.

This picture does not do Rocky's theft justice
This picture does not do Rocky’s theft justice
I wish I had a picture of the tray of Nanaimo bars and of the boys’ faces as they saw what happened. This picture does not come close to what we found outside in the snow.

There were Nanaimo Bar crumbs everywhere. Little Rocky footprints coated in chocolate made repeated trails from the pan to a log where he must have gorged himself. Chunks of the sweet treat were flung here and there as if he was taste testing for the perfect morsels.

Other chunks were further down the path accompanied by a chocolate trail of little rodent prints of various sizes. Rocky must have had some dinner guests.

I restrained my two youngest boys from scooping up chunks to eat but pretty soon we were all laughing and throwing crumb-decorated snowballs at each other.

We had a great Christmas
We had a great Christmas
It turned out to be a perfect Christmas. The photo I have of that year is fuzzy, the negative having partially melted in the house fire years later. The memory of that year though is clear and touched with laughter.

I am glad to report that Rocky was gone for just a few days. We presumed he was in a sugar shock. When he came back he looked a little thinner but was back to his old tricks in days.

COMING UP NEXT: Rocky is one upped by the pack rat who hid 85 socks.
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One thought on “A Christmas tale of the robber raccoon

  1. Simple life filled with love and appreciation for all the things that really matter. Loved the story Shaun?Merry Christmas

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